tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1553085533027769481.post3549692631229708416..comments2024-03-05T09:24:16.937-05:00Comments on moving picture trash: Alone in the Dark (2005)brianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02735195151662028189noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1553085533027769481.post-65804249169419805552007-08-10T12:45:00.000-04:002007-08-10T12:45:00.000-04:00anonymous,I did mention that I liked Slater and Do...anonymous,<BR/><BR/>I did mention that I liked Slater and Dorff. I also seem to recall saying that I liked the creature designs somewhat. Hardly something one would equate with a defense of rape.brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02735195151662028189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1553085533027769481.post-3227419797483483312007-08-10T09:08:00.000-04:002007-08-10T09:08:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02735195151662028189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1553085533027769481.post-14631550759822024042007-08-09T12:46:00.000-04:002007-08-09T12:46:00.000-04:00anonymous, I'm sorry to say that I missed 'Body Sh...anonymous, I'm sorry to say that I missed 'Body Shots'. I'm adding it to my Netflix queue. Thanks.brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02735195151662028189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1553085533027769481.post-16084964888837719962007-08-09T12:37:00.000-04:002007-08-09T12:37:00.000-04:00anonymous, I'm confused. Are you implying that th...anonymous, I'm confused. Are you implying that there's something wrong with donkeys?brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02735195151662028189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1553085533027769481.post-13866638800988416752007-08-09T11:39:00.000-04:002007-08-09T11:39:00.000-04:00This review almost seems like a defense of rape to...This review almost seems like a defense of rape to me. You take a horrifying experience, list point by point what makes it such a terrible experience, but then give it credit without base. I mean, if it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and acts like a duck then it's not a damn donkey.<BR/><BR/>Learn how to write before you defend anything.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1553085533027769481.post-80065925631454817542007-08-09T10:08:00.000-04:002007-08-09T10:08:00.000-04:00The kills are impossible to mkae out because Boll ...The kills are impossible to mkae out because Boll is completely inept. He has no "style." His films are excuses for German investors to have tax write-offs. He gets name actors because his German investors have plenty money to throw away. the man is a talentless hack who should never be allowed near a camera, let alone behind one. His movie are, to borrow a phrase from The Simpsons, "craptacular."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1553085533027769481.post-28421692279482544812007-08-09T04:35:00.000-04:002007-08-09T04:35:00.000-04:00Actually Tara Reid isn't the worst kind of terribl...Actually Tara Reid isn't the worst kind of terrible actress because she did take off her clothes in the movie "Body Shots".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1553085533027769481.post-48869601859050366942007-08-08T11:41:00.000-04:002007-08-08T11:41:00.000-04:00The best part of the review is when you reference ...The best part of the review is when you reference Kuffs. Classic Slater right there. I think the movie should have been about Slater being "alone in the dark" with Tara Reid. It would have been way scarier.<BR/>-Dan-Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1553085533027769481.post-82673488040331793952007-08-08T09:57:00.001-04:002007-08-08T09:57:00.001-04:00lover of bolllover of bollAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1553085533027769481.post-38236997626916724772007-08-08T09:57:00.000-04:002007-08-08T09:57:00.000-04:00lover of bolllover of bollAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com